Once a pond a dime, there was a princess. She was as beautiful as any other princess. I refuse to describe her because her beauty has nothing to do with the story.It will only bore you.
Anyhow, she was sipping her usual cerlery, avocado and carrot juice when she finally decided how to tell her father what she wanted. "Daddy dearest, please may I have a jeep? Limos are such a nuisance! They attract too much attention."
"A jeep! Have I put on my hearing aids on properly? Why in the world do you want a jeep?No, No. I will NOT have my daughter roaming around in a jeep." "I'll wrinkle my nose, pucker my lips and cross my eyes if you don't let me!" Hearnig that, the queen fainted. She had just recieved a visit from an old rival that afternoon and had betted seventeen bags of gold that her daughter would win the 'Sweet Sixteen Beauty Pagent'. The king gave his wife a sip of brandy and called his lawyer to make sure that he wasn't bending any of the new fangled laws while writing his announcement.
"Anyone who can presuade my daughter not to buy a jeep will have her hand in marriage. Those who fail will be be-headed"
Many doctors, motorists, psycologists and, of course, suitors came and had their heads chopped off. After a month, the princess began to get sick of all the executions and consulted her father.
"Daddy, all this be-heading is silly. Just make them drink cocoa with marshmallow for a year. Thrice a day, in a mug."
Being the health freak she was, that was one of the worst punishments she could think of.
After some time the king was going to give up hope (the queen won her bet, if you're interested) when a young lass called Sandy came marching into the palace. She linked arms with the princess and led her away saiyng; "I had a similar problem with MY father"
The very next day the princess strolled calmly into a store with a credit card and bought herself a Harley Davison. The king wished that he had been more specific but asked Sandy if she'd like the princess's brother's hand in marriage(Since Sandy couldn't marry the princess). Sandy refused in the most polite manner then skipped away to marry billy, the goat herd next door. By the time of the marriage, the princess and Sandy were close friends. So Sandy invited the princess to drop in on their wedding. The princess did exactly as she was told to do. Just to make sure there wouldn't be any accidents, the princess left her Harley and took some lessons (from a very well qualified and cute) in skydiving before the day of the wedding.
*HUGS N' SMILES* ************************************